Unapologetic Pup Keychain - Middle Finger Dog Charm
🖕When Your Keys Need Attitude & Your Life Needs a Paw-some Rebellion!
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🐾Unleash Your Inner Rebel
- This isn't your grandma's keychain. Meet our hilariously defiant 3D-printed pup giving the ultimate canine side-eye with a raised middle paw. Perfect for those who appreciate dark humor and want to add some playful rebellion to their daily essentials.
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🔑Highlight Features
- 3.15" tall design combines cute doggo features with just the right amount of cheeky attitude
- High-quality PLA plastic withstands keys, drops, and disapproving glances
- Smooth edges with matte texture that says "I'm fun, not cheap"
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🎁Perfect For
- Millennials/Gen Z who speak fluent sarcasm
- Dog parents with a dark sense of humor
- White elephant gifts that actually get used
- Subtle protest against bad parking jobs
- People who think "Wine O'Clock" should be a constitutional right
Specifications:
- Material: PLA
- Size: 5×5×8 cm
Package Include:
- 1*Funny Dog Middle Finger Keychain
Why Choose Our Keychain?
"Bad day? Let your keychain flip the world on your behalf. Our design team (and their actual golden retriever test model) spent 78 hours perfecting the paw angle to deliver maximum sass with minimum offense. It's not rude - it's ✨ expressive ✨."
